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Reuben

reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.
"reuben stop ignoring me, i need love and affection"
REUBEN :"piss off"
by Sparkava June 17, 2024
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Reuben

Reuben is a guy who is often a gamer and usually acts autistic but can lock in when it counts sometimes.
"AYO DID YOU SEE THAT?! REUBEN JUST DID A 360 MLG CLUTCH!"
by Noober2400 April 7, 2025
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Reuben

Reuben is such a Reuben
by toebyc September 28, 2025
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Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.
by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025
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reuben yu

some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina
"What are you doing, Reuben Yu?"
Reply: "I'm trying to fit my balls in you!"
by Jewben Brian March 8, 2017
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Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
by thebollockboy November 2, 2012
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Reuben Micoch

A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.
"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.

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Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock
by Reuben Micoch January 16, 2008
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