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Reuben

biggest heart. brilliant jokes. best personality.

this man has the purest energy along with the kindest soul, he is caring and supportive as well <3

he will always be there for you and make you crack a smile every now and then.
“Have you met the new kid reuben”

Other person, “ yes, sickest oak there is and has the coolest ginger hair
by King Julian ate your mom November 1, 2021
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Slick Reuben

You're bangin' your chick doggy style and just before dumping your load, you pull out and jam an umbrella in her ass and while reciting today's weather forecast you drop a clump of MAN-aisse on her back.
Joey was hitting Linda from behind when he decided to give her a slick reuben. It's a good thing his umbrella was ready.
by Barry McCockinher May 5, 2008
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Greazy Reuben

Orally injesting the yeast infected discharge from the vagina. The inner Labia ( Labia Minora ) is recognized as the corned beef in the Rueben sandwich and the outer Labia ( Labia Majora) is recognized as the bread from the sandwich. The yeast infected discharge is recognized as the thousand island dressing. Finally the discharge soaked pubic hair serves as the final ingredient, the Sour Kraut.
While going down on Sherie, Billy realized the odd flavor of Sherie's meat skirt was a "Greazy Reuben".
by AK MUD December 8, 2010
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Reuben

The adorable pig that is Jesse's pet in Minecraft Story Mode...
NOOOOO!!!!!!! REUBEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
by 4th Impact 4 LIFE!!!!!!! September 21, 2016
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The Reuben

When two bisexual males penetrate a heterosexual female in both the anus and vagina at the same time producing the illusion of two sourdough bread pieces upon a slab of roast beef.
When Zach discovered that Cody was bisexual the twins decided to make The Reuben upon London Tipton.
by Jimmy’s mom 69 January 12, 2019
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Reuben Tan

Reuben Tan is doo doo. He is very sweaty and a try hard and no one likes him. Everyone knows that he is doo doo and very annoying. He thinks that he is the best at soccer and Fortnite, and this is true, but that is only because he is very sweaty and tryhard. Reuben Tan is doo doo
"Oh my god Reuben Tan is so annoying. He is such a damn sweat".
by ReubenTan_is_doo69 May 22, 2019
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Paul Reubens

The pervert that ruined my childhood in 1991.
I was so pissed when I found out Paul Reubens was a perv.
by Morganne M December 17, 2008
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