can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011

Tax Return

When you are about climax and you pull out half way just like what the government does to everyday people.

"Bob's pull out game is weak he always tax returns."

by FSnake March 20, 2017

Burn Return

When someone burns you, but you get them back with an even better burn!

Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!

by Chris NoPants October 18, 2006

Return to Monke

(1) when you reject something so common, its like you are returning to the old days (AKA monke age)
(2) when you reject, dislike, or just don't participate in commonly that almost the entirely of society does the opposite of, makeing you into the state of a out cast. you also accept it

(1) broi: reject (insert common thing here) Return to Monke
(2) bruh: AMONG US IS SOOOOO GOOOOD SO MANY UNIQE MODS LOOLOLOLOL
broi: well i like it too, but the community just milks it so much, it becom-
bruh: WHAT HOW DARE YOU, YOU ARE NOW A O U T C A S T
broi: ok sure, reject among us, Return to Monke

by someone else thats not u March 8, 2021

return the favor

When one person in a couple provides oral sex (or any other sexual favor) for the other repeatedly, and wants the other person to do the same to him/her.

Kate: "I always give you oral sex, why don't you return the favor?"
John: "Okay, I will"

by yyts2 September 10, 2009

point of no return

while driving a vehicle you come across a yellow light and just dont feel like stopping so you continue on even if the light turns red.

josh: omg craig stop stop stop

craig: no bro that was the point of no return

by CodyBrigham February 14, 2009

Point of No Return

When one has gone so far in any given circumstance that it would be impossible, immoral or shameful to give up.

This is the point of no return I could never go back. (Immortal Technique)

by gforzaa October 13, 2008