retracted

When a man puts his dick back into his pants to soon after taking a piss and therefore lets a few drips into his pants.

Godamnit i just retracted again

by Smig January 15, 2008

roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.

"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"

by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005

Roasted

When someone has gotten insulted to the point that their clothes actually begin to burn at an intense heat and the screams of the people who just saw you get roasted (mostly your squad) are nothing compared to the man/woman who hollers like a fucking monkey right in front of you as he celebrates his victory and triumph over your pathetic and puny existence. The roast will apply to you wherever you go and people will point at you and talk about the kid who got wrecked 24/7 for 3 fucking weeks straight.

Boy: "Hey you look like a complete retard"
Boy #2: "AT LEAST IM NOT A COMPLETE RETARD, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE!"
The entire squad: ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by He who roasts November 5, 2015

Retarteder

Being more retarted than retarted @maryorie

Casity u are more retarteder than anyone in the world .(:

by Retarteder June 30, 2018

you reposted in the wrong neighborhood

It’s a song :l (You urbandictionary is prob gonna take this out)

You reposted in the wrong neighborhood

by Α August 8, 2021

get roasted by cody

when someone says, " get roasted by cody," you know it has to be a true roast.

Bob, "You're dumb."
everyone, "omg get roasted by cody"

by ugggghwhycantithinkofausername October 23, 2019

roasted chestnuts

when you put your balls into someones mouth and fart

Dude, I just gave her roasted chestnuts!

by MsEmaMac September 19, 2009