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A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.
From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.
by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011
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Retardicle

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle
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Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
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Rearing

The act of anally penetrating another person, animal, etc. Also, the act of taking someone doggy-style, i.e. from the rear.
I was rearing my gf until my lame roommate walked in.
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Active Reading

Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!
Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?

Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!

Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up

Student B: DAMN IT!

Student A: Quick just highlight Anything

2 weeks later. student recieves paper back

Student B's paper: 10/10
by irritated and distracted April 7, 2010
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close reading

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.
Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010
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I aint reading allat

you will.
Person 1 (types an essay)

Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro

Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?
by Hard Fuzzy Man September 9, 2023
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