oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering

"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."

by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011

retardado

''retarded'' in spanish

He's retardado.
That dude so retardado he smoked oregano.

by Raffa August 20, 2003

Retardardion

If all the retarded people got together and formed a colony or World of Warcraft race, this would be it. They live in hills and fly jet planes. When in battle, they should Billy Joel and wield short swords.

1.Watch out! You could get tetnis from that angry Retardardion!

2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!

by Kingsley Dawson May 24, 2007

retardation sauce

a person who is acting stupid or retarded.

Sam your retardation sauce.

by Samsamsammmm March 15, 2009

Retardamongus

One who is the most astonishingly stupid among a group of people. Someone who draws attention to themselves by displaying their stupidity in public.

Frank was a real retardamongus last night at the club- apparently he THINKS he can really dance well.

by Celeste W. December 9, 2008

retardtron

a robot look-a-like with a hard drive that needs defragmentation.

Nice metallic leggings. You look like a retardtron.

by Regenstein January 25, 2008

Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010