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Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.
P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."
by raepmemoar February 23, 2017
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reinis lāzers

hi Reinis Lāzers!
Have you heard of that one sexy boi named Reinis Lāzers?
by Reinis Lāzers February 7, 2018
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Religious Freaks

When a person or persons with religious views commence in a verbal or physical tirade of abuse at an individual or group of people because of a difference in belief.
"This bunch of religious freaks came up to me and asked me if I believed in Jesus then went crazy when I said no"

"Ah you should see the crap these religious freaks come out with when you ask them to explain evolution"
by waffle247 December 14, 2009
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Religist

A term for the jokes and or hate against a religion, a bit like racist but for the religious.
Man1 : Yeah them jews need to get into the oven
man2 : oh man thats religist.
by mrlordwaffles September 30, 2010
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religitard

A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.

The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.

Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."

Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
by phillydriter April 18, 2010
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Reinis

Reinis is a person who usually is popular with ladies and likes to get drunk. Reinis like to hang out with their friends
-How come she is your girlfriend?
-You're so Reinis!
by thetroolface December 23, 2010
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Religious warfare

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend
person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009
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