reamon

To reamon is to do something poorly, or perform poorly in a competitive situation i.e. sports or fantasy sports.

Oh man, I started the wrong player in my fantasy league, and I got reamoned.

by Doug Ramon February 4, 2007

Butt Reamer

Any device that can be willingly used on a person of any gender to ream their anus out to inflict pleasure and or pain. Or a phallic device which can be forced, squeezed, or rammed into ones anal cavity for one or both parties

Dildo banana cucumber squash finger penis fisting tongue butt reamer

by Bend it Over Just Wright's November 25, 2013

reamer

these definitions are completley wrong. a reamer is one who eats the assholes of others. dervied from the greek reamus= to eat ass.

jeff is one hot reamer. my ass is on fire.

by the undying zombie March 13, 2008

Ass ream anally in the anal ass

A process whereby one viciously reams his cock or bottle of coke anally into another person's anal ass. See Omniverse.

Wow, he sure got ass reamed anally in the anal ass... anally!

by Katsudo July 1, 2003

reamer

one who gives rather than recieves, as opposed to 'reamee'

Jane said she wanted to be on top, but she and Dick both knew Dick was to be the reamer this time.

by remarcus May 1, 2004

ream

a container of something, generally food related.

-ay bro i jus slapped that whole ream of pringles
- yo we finished a 30 ream of budlight

by LickGodLun November 26, 2018

ream

1. to prepare the ass for anal intercourse, usually with saliva, lube or other slipery substance, intercourse can be with a penis, dildo or other object of a similar shape, e.g. banana, cucumber etc, can be either male- male or male- female intercourse.
2. to be fucked hard up the ass, can be with a) a penis (the bigger the better), b) a dildo (the bigger the better) or other object of a similar shape e.g. c) banana or d) cucumber, intercourse is usually fast and hard, feels damm good. can be using e) a lubricant of some kind (wet) or f) without and relying on the ass juices to provide sufficient lubrication (dry). common usage in the gay community.

ream
1. yo, he reamed me last nite.
2a. last nite i sucked his cock and then he fucked me in the ass, it fealt good.
b. last nite he sucked my dick, i sucked his and he shoved a dildo in my ass.
c. last nite we bought some big bananas and shoved them in each others ass holes.
d. last nite we wanted to do something different so i put some lube on my ass and he fucked me with a cucumber.
e. last nite he lubed up my ass and fucked me while stroking my dick.
f. last nite we didn't have any lube so he teased my ass with a dildo until my ass started juicing and then he fucked me hard.

by big bad boy May 27, 2006