rectumsauce

Oily. juicy substance that oozes from the asshole. Mixture of shit and other materials (such as cum). Often has foul odor. Tastes like a copper penny.

She got some of her rectumsauce all over the bed sheets.

by likeme June 16, 2009

rectumfire

when your fucking her in the ass without lube and it catches fire.

Andrew was fucking a tranny in the ass without lube and caused a rectumfire.

by robinct May 6, 2010

rectum rat

a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.

you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat

by stephenconey121 October 20, 2010

rectumonious

Someone who is a sanctimonious asshole. Usually a politician.

Example 1

Voter 1 - Wow listen to that holier-than-thou candidate talk about finding religion, even though he cheated on his first 2 wives.

Voter 2 - Yep, he is rectumonious.

Example 2

Candidates who preach "do as I say, not as I do" are rectumonious.

by Yankees Girl May 25, 2012

rectum nazi

Destroyer of the ass

Yeah, she be calling me rectum naziafter I'm done hitting it from behind

by Yeahhh.sam December 6, 2016

rectumsempra

a magical spell when you tickle the asshole a little bit

I used the spell rectumsempra

by eugenesaunders December 10, 2020

rectum radio

A word used by Cr1tikal in his video "fart porn is art" meaning asshole or anus

"come on god damn it I'm ready, play me a song on that rectum radio",

by anonymous December 16, 2020