1. A unit of measure based on the erect length of a Black Irishmen's penis. It is the equivalent of one quarter of an inch, 3/8th on a good day
Phil-"Jelly Bean is an animal! Guy snorted a line 20 Rileys long!"
Ron-"How far does this panel have to move?"
Mike-"About 3 rileys, give or take"
Ron-"How far does this panel have to move?"
Mike-"About 3 rileys, give or take"
by Son of a Nerger October 27, 2016

The greatest girl in the entire world. Giving, loving, caring... the type of person that gives one hope in humanity. Lastly, the girl that I love and cherish to no end.
by Joe February 4, 2005

Well.... Riley is all round goofy. Riley is very hot and will do anything to make you smile and laugh. He seems nerdy until you get to know him... he's still kinda nerdy. But he's just amazing and a great friend.
by Awesomeness552 November 23, 2016

a problematic bitch with 5 friends
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