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Roland Jupiter-8

A 1980s synthesizer. It is often considered to be the best manufactured synthesizer of all time. (by music professionals and experts alike.)

It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)

It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
So, you want to buy a Roland Jupiter-8, eh? Well, You're going to have to save 15-16K thousand bucks for a used one! (this bad boy Synthesizer is even more costly than an average house or used car! Mindblowing.)
by Krazee Rob December 14, 2018
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Ralandra

Ralandra is a quick tempered girl, never get on her bad side or she will f*ck you up. She could beat ANYONE'S ass, shes average height, usually a brunette and is slim and curvy. She's also a smart and nice person if you are nice to her and her friends, but if you hurt anyone she cares about, you're done for!
Girl 1: Hey, there's Ralandra, we should get out of here before she finds out we were mean to her best friend!

Guy 1: Yeah, I don't feel like getting punched out today.
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rylandpaytonsexual

It’s when you’re attracted only to Ryland Storms and Payton Moormeier
i like Payton Moormeier and Ryland Storms
I am rylandpaytonsexual
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Roland

Hi Roland
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Rolando uwu

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Rahsaan Roland Jerk

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018
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Hot Roland

When two males rub their hairy or smooth taints together. Similar to scissoring but for men. Also known as tainting.
He was so hot I couldn't wait to Hot Roland him.
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