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Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019
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Pulling an R. Kelly

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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R. Kelly

A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.
Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!
by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022
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R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.
“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*
by weirdwushi March 13, 2019
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R. Kelly Hydropump

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.
by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017
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free r kelly

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”
by z2spring August 1, 2023
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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 7, 2024
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