shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

Quakertown

A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.

quakertown

by kdsnoop November 5, 2008

Action Quake 2

The best LAN game in the world. We play Action Quake 2 to pass time in Computer Science class while we are supposed to be doing our programs.

We$ton and Lotus had open heart surgery, compliments of Austin's knife.

Mr. G loses a vital chest organ thanks to will's 12-guage.

SMILEY_BOB complains about the n00b cannon while camping in a dark alley.

by Austin Hunt May 14, 2005

Quake 4

Built on the DOOM 3 engine, Quake 4 is the sequel to the ever popular Quake II.

I hope Quake 4 has strafe jumping.

by pray4shi October 1, 2005

quiet as kept

Quiet as kept could be said a few different ways; quiet as it's kept, quiet is kept. The meaning is secrecy, to keep quiet, not volunteering or distributing information on certain relations. It's often an expression used in afairs where sensitive knowledge must be kept secret in order to avoid repraisals from other groups within the same society, culture, or subculture.

It was business as usual, quiet as kept.

by -=) February 18, 2005

quikemart

Any kind of of convenience store or gas station, usually run by a hindu. From the Simpsons convenience store run by Apu.

I'ma go to the Quikemart and get me a pack of cigs and a lottery ticket.

by DinkMkr April 4, 2003

Quiet Sandwich

A white or brown bread sandwich that is eaten in an environment without the existence of background noise that would normally prove annoying to the consumer of the sandwich.

All I wanted was a quiet sandwich, I don't want the noise of a soccer match on whilst eating my sandwich

by joneseytheman April 1, 2011