by rk10106 June 13, 2007
Get the queef cookie mug.When a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her pussy she blows a bubble out of her vagina held together by cum and blood until it pops.
After having vaginal sex with Diane, Ted proceeded to eat her out. He soon found out she was on her period when the tip of his tongue popped her bloody queef bubble and sprayed blood and his own splooge into his mouth and the back of his throat.
by Unfortunate Ted November 25, 2010
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A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
by Vagina Research Team August 13, 2010
Get the Queef mug.by hobojo456 August 17, 2010
Get the Queef Fajita mug.A woman who is exceptionally talented at queefing. Nearly every time she engages in sexual intercourse, her vagina lets a loud queef rip! Every queef has an exceptionally unique sound, but they are all a result of built up air in the vagina during sex. Usually, queefing will occur for normal women during doggy-style sex, but a queef queen will experience queefing in any position! Rock on you queef queen!
by grassgirl10 June 3, 2016
Get the queef queen mug.A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.
Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012
Get the Beef queefer mug.A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps
Tom: What the fuck was that?!?!?!
Maxine: Sorry, i just did a queef wam bam
Tom: Everybody get under the tables
Maxine: Sorry, i just did a queef wam bam
Tom: Everybody get under the tables
by Franksy4 May 26, 2009
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