Quarantine

The time of the month when a female is having her period. Resulting in no sex for you.

I thought I was getting some ass last night but she was 'Quarantined'

by Honkytonk Bossman February 16, 2009

Quarentitties

Tits but during quarantine

She got bored by staying home all day and started a YouTube channel just to show of her quarentitties

by doo-dooButt May 3, 2020

Quarantine bae

a single person who gets together with another single person (usually somebody they know, like and ex) and agrees to do relationship-ish type things during COVID-19 as a result of not being able to date new people

Hey, I know it’s been a while since we broke up, but I’m lonely and since we can’t meet new people right now, will you be my quarantine bae??

by bsh2020 March 25, 2020

Quarentine-Hot

When a person is only attractive because you're bored, horny, and lonely due to quarentine and social distancing .

A phrase similar to "work-hot".

I wouldn't normally do him/her, but after two weeks they're looking rather quarentine-hot.

by GoddM March 27, 2020

quarantime

The time in your life when you stay home for endless days, become alcohol dependent, and develop fears about going outside and seeing the Sun.

I quarantime so hard that I think I'll never get rid of this jaundice.

by Muhammad McLovin May 2, 2020

QUARANTIME

A word created by Olivia

Olivia said to me "Quarantime!!! wow that's such a good idea!" only to realize it was all over urban dictionary already. SHE IS THE TRUE CREATOR BOW DOWN TO HER.

by Maximillion10 May 20, 2020

Quarentines day

A mash up between the words valentines and quarantine. Quarentines day is the day the packages arrive you ordered from Amazon. Said packages must contain gifts for your SO/family member/room-mate that you have been quarantined with. The gifts are usually to smooth over squabbles caused by cabin fever.

I ordered my girl a foot massager for Quarentines Day. There’s no way she will still be mad at me after Amazon hits the porch.

by Parts Daddy June 22, 2022