Quagle

The offspring of a Quail and a Cagle. The creature has been known to roam certain parts of the greater Los Angeles area. The creature feeds on midgets, bikers, skater kids, illegal immigrants, quesadillas, and people who won't bum a cigarette to a Quagle. The average Quagle can consume up to three times it's body weight each hour, although the average size of a Quagle doesn't get too much bigger than 5'6" tall with a 42 foot wing span, they generally weigh about 120 lbs, so due to the Quagle's eating patterns, it takes about 300 - 46,000,000 giant dumps per day. Quagles can't fly but they can play various death metal songs on the guitar. A Quagle's chirp is rumored to be able to cure Herpagonnasyphilaids, (the deadly combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDs.) But the unfortunate thing is that Quagles only chirp three times in their entire life span.

Very few people have had close encounters with a Quagle and lived to tell about it.

by Dr. Beyed Goington M.D. September 22, 2010

quagmire

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

by Franzshizzle April 7, 2007

Cory La Quay

A guy who attended Laguna creek high school and snitched out numerous people and sent kids to jail for joking. Also a member of A Skylit Drive an awesome band.

GUY 1: The band a skylit drive is great but they have a shady past of how they met. That Cory La Quay kid who went Laguna Creek is very indecent from what i hear.

GUY 2: Yea, but they are still awesome.

GUY 1: Thats a true story man.

by Iri Skyz July 11, 2009

Quagwire

That mess of wires behind your home PC.

Can you plug the new printer into that Quagwire under the desk?

by ModusMan February 18, 2010

Quaty

Your friend that is a boss ass bitch who doesn't take shit from no one because they are always fucking slaying and a queen

"Hey you know my friend Alannah?"
"Oh yeah they quaty over there! Damn she is slaying today"

by Queen of slaying November 5, 2016

Quaggot

A mixture between a queer and a faggot. Not referring to homosexuals, but more to people who are stupid, annoying, and/or assholes.

That guy camping in the corner on Call of Duty MW 2 with a p90 is being a fucking pussy ass quaggot.

by HLG xTrigger November 18, 2009

quaged

To be kicked out of your host's apartment, bedroom, house etc... after spending the night. Derived from Quagmire-the lovable woman hungry character in Family Guy.

I had Sarah over for a "fun night" last night, then I QUAGED her in the morning because I had to go to work.

by Segzy July 7, 2005