Ponky

Perculiar, weird, funny, but usually in an atleast semi- affectionate way.

"Look, it's Mike the headless chicken!"
"Aww, such a ponky little fella."

by Brinny December 31, 2007

Ponkey

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

by Gobada March 26, 2008

pronk

Means "very" or "good"

Used primarily in Virginia's 11th District - compare to Philidelphia's "Jawns"

We must adopt this pronking new technology.

by Punzo April 17, 2008

Pronked

Means good or very, well at least it does in Virginias 11th district.

Would Somebody hand me a Pronk?

Not doing so would be very Pronked

Person A: Youre out of order!

Virginian: Well youre pronk of order!

by Fooliotic May 28, 2008

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 is a slur used to describe how the person Mace is.

Lauren, AM, Rodrigo, Nick and Ben:

Hey Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 i hope you had a lovely day!

Mace: STOP BEING F**K**G MACEPHOBIC

by Maybe Stan Boy November 4, 2021

pwoned

to be owned, or showed up by another. As an alternative spelling of powned, pwoned takes on a 'haxor' computer user overtone. Assumedly the creative spelling emulates a keyboarding mistake.

Most often used as an exclamation. Also used like " Here's the link to the file you said didn't exist, heh, you got pwoned!"

by trixie March 9, 2004

Pronkify

Virginian word that can substitute a noun, adjective, or number

"All Pronks living Pronkfully in this land of Pronk, have a rightful and Pronkful duty to Pronk, what ever Pronks Pronkfully Pronked, Pronkfully Pronkify them to Pronk"

Person A - count to ten

Virginian Student - one, two, Pronk, Four....

by Fooliotic May 28, 2008