nutty putty

jizz with chunks

she drank all of his nutty putty
and now she's throwing up
extensively because
she got a bad batch

by craesy gui November 27, 2017

Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.

"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"

by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011

butt putty

compound used to fill excessive ass crack.

Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world to fill the ass crack on the plummer that fixed our drain.

by gmoneycobra December 25, 2007

Patin my Putty

To masterbait very emotionaly.

Don't come in the bathroom cause I will be patin my putty

by Rick-chizzle January 28, 2009

silly putty

A kind of clay in an egg. I hate it so much because it smells and tastes like $#!T and it's so hard to open.

Silly Putty is gay.

by Kelly Wang July 18, 2003

chump putty

a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.

groupies, "Those chump putty's think they are going to get laid for frontin'"

by Brenna Urban April 23, 2007

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.

Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass

by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014