baby punting

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Pushing p

Man wtf ion even know it’s jus some shit gunna said or wtv just a nigga who got real money ig

Renting cars=kicking p buying cars=pushing p

by Joemama536 January 15, 2022

pushing the v

to have sex. v is short for vagina

Guy 1: Hey were you with Liz last night?
Guy 2: Yeahhh man I was pushing the v.

by nsfreestuff July 27, 2008

pushing product

1. Drug dealers "push product" by selling drugs to customers on the street and making a large profit.
2. Selling a ton of stuff on eBay constantly while making profit on the auction close price as well as the shipping cost.
3. The logistics of moving (or "pushing") large quantaties of an item(s) resulting in a high capital yield.

1. Chinese powersellers pushing product on eBay to customers worldwide.
2. What a product pushing power-pusher!

by the product pusher June 2, 2008

Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2022

Hornt Posting

When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.

It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."

Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting

by LordViper May 20, 2019

Pasting

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

by Brocoliah July 29, 2012