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Pantering

Dirtbiking fourwheeling or a cruise on a motorized vehicle.
We should go pantering later
by Secret person 97 May 12, 2025
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Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.
Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.
by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025
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Petering

When you're just fucking doing it. Getting it done. Hard. Real hard. Like the late great Robin Williams did as he became the first man to achieve aerial flight capability.
We're petering so hard in this warzone.
by SoupRFreak December 14, 2025
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i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.
Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
by Snow Bear December 18, 2009
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Shame Posturing

The ridiculing posture by an overtly-animated prantsing gay person, that is aiming to reconstructing the way he/she just handed you your own ass (no pun).
ERiC_DrAyViN;
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."

ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."
by Tyrfingr September 2, 2011
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empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.
by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016
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Ethnic Posturing

When your cool white friends want to prove that theyre more than white, that one of their grandparents were colombian or african or asian!
Friend: "I may look super white but actually my grandpa is from argentina"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"
by visionary9000 October 21, 2019
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