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Cock-A-Pult

The act of flinging shit off the penis. The user squats, legs together, with berries out front and erect penis between the legs. The user then defecates on the erect penis, opens his legs and flings the anal butter across the room.
In 2007, Jim set the Cock-A-Pult world record by launching a 14oz corn loaf 20 meters.
by Jamco6000 September 2, 2013
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putz

by deoncy June 14, 2006
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SUNY New Paltz

A weird place where normal people are scarce, you will probably get asked to make out by another dude before a chick. The cops will literally arrest you for breathing the wrong way. If you come from a regular city you are in for a shock, for there is an array of weirdos waiting on every corner.
Some guy asked me to make out at suny new paltz the other day.. he was wearing womens clothing
by pauseheymarky April 26, 2011
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PUTZ MONKEY

A dickhead that fools around causing crap
Joe sure is a putz monkey
by PUTZ MONKEY February 25, 2005
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putz

It would be nice if the First Mannequin Melania were around to distract Donald from wrecking something new, but alas, most news reports say she's frozen in a window somewhere in Trump Tower.

Nobody wants be around this putz.
by old codgerette hillbilly February 4, 2017
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bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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