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Neo-puritan

A modern age version of puritans, who were very conservative, religiously Christian people.
Look at these neo-puritan (SJW) liberals. -an unknowing neo-puritan
by Krackz May 22, 2019
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purity ring

A ring to symbolize that the wearer of the ring will not have sex before marriage. Usually given at purity ball, which is a formal event where the daughter pledges to her father that she will not have sex before marriage infront of many people. Kind of sexist and very creepy.

Most purity rings are worn by girls and the majority of them have superior attitudes towards those who engage in premarital sex. By displaying this very personal decision to the world, they are getting on their high horse and judging those who engage in pleasurable acts. It's just another way for people to believe they are better than others.
Nicky: Yeah, so after being with Ben for over a year..
Sally: Yeah and..
Nicky: I think I'm ready to take it to the next level an-
Elizabeth: OMG guyss guess what!?!
Nicky and Sally: What?
Elizabeth: I got a purity ring!
Sally: Yes, we know. We were there.
Nicky: Congratulations anyway. As I was saying, I think I'm finally ready to make a commitment to Ben an-
Elizabeth: Why don't you guys get purity rings too?
Nicky: We believe in premarital sex..
Sally: *nudges Nicky* and this one has a boyfriend.
Elizabeth: OMFG you guys are sinners! What would God think? Thank God I got my purity ring; it'll save me from your influences.
Nicky and Sally: Um, okay.
Elizabeth: Don't you want to be pure?
Nicky and Sally walk away.
Elizabeth: Dirty Whores.
by Nympho Jones July 7, 2008
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New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.
1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.
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Pejite

A slang curse word to describe a terrible bread-headed person
Hey bro do you see that pejite over there?
Yeah that dude is such a bread-head.
by Laputian42069 March 1, 2020
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purity security

making sure that everything you do is protecting the purity of others!
we shouldn't be alone rn...purity security!
by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020
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Punitunity

A punitunity is a portmanteau of pun and opportunity. It means an opportunity to make a pun.
You missed a punitunity there, you must be having a slow day.
by The Great Grifter October 30, 2020
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Purity culture

A subset of patriarchy, when people overly idolizing sexual abstinence. See: Virginism Culture.

Usually the adherence of this culture are the conservatives, whether it's a religious conservatives or traditionalists
Telltale characteristics of purity culture:
1. No dating allowed, instead, they'll do courtship or even arranged marriage instead
2. No physical contact between opposite sex
3. Watching NSFW contents or jacking off is a "sin"
4. Sex education is taboo, because it will enable people to commit premarital sex
5. Slut shaming and victim blaming
6. Putting women's honour on her hymen's existence
7. Putting human's honour on their ability to do sexual abstinence until they're married
by Sir. B July 12, 2023
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