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Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.
I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.
by 3van7 February 22, 2011
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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
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pussy puddle

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing
Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.
by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010
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Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.
Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.
by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013
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nigga puddle

A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.
I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.
by mysteriousnesss November 5, 2009
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Panty Puddles

Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.

A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."

"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
by Pompy April 12, 2007
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love puddle

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor
oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight
by kevin barry May 13, 2006
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