social puberty 

A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.

*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.

social puberty by ch33z January 2, 2008

Statue of Puberty 

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)

Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock

Statue of Puberty by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009

sunggyus puberty 

when you stay up for hours and your eyes get really small (chinky)

Sunggyu is the leader of kpop group infinite. He is known for his small eyes and I'm sure that his puberty was full of chinky jokes.

Friend 1:
"I've been up for hours!"
Friend 2:
"Bro are you going through Sunggyus puberty?"

sunggyus puberty by Sejunn October 6, 2013

instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

instant puberty by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 14, 2004

band puberty 

When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.

The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!

band puberty by TheKidsArentAlright December 7, 2011

sick puberty voice 

When your sick and your voice is crackled and it sounds like your a guy going through puberty.

P1: So what are you duin tonight?
P1: What are you duin?
P1: What are you up to?
P1: DAMN! I voice sounds like sick puberty voice!
Mum: Honey, dinner!
P1: Just a second

sick puberty voice by motherwomangirlmum July 5, 2011

reverse puberty 

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez

2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.

reverse puberty by snafu love November 21, 2016