Boxmunchin' by Proxy

(n) The watching of a cunnilingus scene in an adult film.

origin- a play on words of Munchausen by Proxy

friend 1: Hey man, did you score last night?

friend 2: Not even close. I ended going back to my place solo for a little Boxmunchin' by Proxy.

by Si-Tu July 9, 2010

Offended by proxy

Someone who choses to be offended on behalf of someone else or a group. By assuming that they (the person or group) will be offended and responding in a virtues manner. By either silencing the other by calling them disrespectful or by blatantly denying factual information.

This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.

Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.

1: *tells a joke about women's rights*
2: OMG, how can you say that! You must be a sexist pig!
1: Are you offended by proxy?

by Knaapman February 26, 2019

blowjob by proxy

When a blowjob has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.

Bob: "Sally and I were at the pool when she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime! I blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. I dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat."
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"

by jsd9632 February 17, 2012

Miteshing-by-Proxy

The situation when someone (man1) is Miteshing someone else (man2) as they themselves have just been Miteshed. Usually involves the offloading of work from man1 to man2.

man1 (after a Miteshing): Too much work! Better offload....
man1 Miteshes man2
man2: Damn! I just got a Miteshing-by-proxy!

by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011

blowjob by proxy

Anyone who hooks up with a girl at a party who gave a blowjob to anyone else earlier that week

guy 1: hey she gives good head
guy 2: dude, you just gave rory a blowjob by proxy

guy 1: wtf?
guy 2: yeah, she gives lotsa guys BJs

by reality checker April 15, 2012

munchausen by proxy server

A psychosomatic illness where a person convinces themselves that they are ill after googling the symptoms.

"There's nothing wrong with you but munchausen by proxy server. Step away from the keyboard."

by UponReflection October 29, 2015

anorexia by proxy

Thinking everybody you see, even if actually thin, is fat.

No, those jeans don't make you look fat. She just said it because she has anorexia by proxy.

by M. Blur June 22, 2011