Go discover your prostate

1. Polite way to say “go fuck yourself”.

2. An easy way to shut a douche bag up.

Guy 1: “Hey! Nice tits!”
Girl: “GO DISCOVER YOUR PROSTATE, DICKCHEESE!”

by Slade Genesis October 28, 2018

prostate soccer

A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).

Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer

by SoccerBear June 26, 2009

Prostate Punisher

Somebody that prefers to give very rough and painful butt sex. Can be used as a great insult.

Stop being such a prostate punisher.

Anal Annihilator

by Great Slang Vocabulary September 16, 2009

Prostate Pelican

A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.

Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.

by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009

Prostate check

A term used by homosexual doctors to make the act of fingering ones butthole seem legitimate.

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: hello there, it appears you require a prostate check.

Victim: But I came to get a check up regarding my sore stomach?

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: ...I'll be able to view your stomach by... frigging your butthole?

Victim: Sounds fishy to me...

Bent Queer Fag Doctor: Yeah stfu and bend over already.

by MysticShadow November 9, 2012

surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.

MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1

by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009