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Nigger Protection Program

A place frequented by Niggers. They are held there to protect them from members of radical races. Although Due to the build up of so many Niggers it is no longer a safe place.

AKA: Prison
Man 1: Man, If I see that Nigger that stole my car I'll kill that black sum' bitch.

Man 2: Yeah he's lucky he's in the Nigger Protection Program!
by Samuel Clemons March 31, 2010
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space program

getting high. an orgainzation of people getting high.
guy enters the room. everyone is stoned. "welome to the space program."
by blackcentipede May 5, 2010
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Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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H-B Woodlawn Program

according to the person who wrote definition #3...."who are the real sluts here?" uhh HELLO, where are your eyes THE ENTIRE TIME YOUR AT SCHOOL? in case you havnet noticed, about 80% of the girls who go to YHS where unbelievably short skirts, and really revealing tank tops....dont be jelous of HB just because we dont have a dress code....and about sex in the gym office...yeah...never happens, so suck it up and just admit HB's better.....we know you know its better, your just too damn cocky to realize it
hmm.....blowjobs in the bathrooms sound familiar???

all the damn time....
by Rachel March 31, 2005
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Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.
Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
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whore program

a program on a compy that does whatever you want it to, with minimal effort needed and little customization available. Basically the program just lets you get really far for no work, but you can't do the kinds of amazing things you can with other kinds of programs.....
1)
idiot: "i made a website with ms frontpage"
me: "you idiot, that is such a whore program, code your own site!"

2)
idiot: "can you show me how to make a game in flash today?"
me: "you idiot, games can take weeks - flash isn't a whore program!"
by teh malcolm January 7, 2007
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strong bad-type interview program

The newest hard hiting jornalistic t.v. show that... GETS TO THA POINT
ummm.. why are you dressed like a ships captin?
by Redlen September 24, 2004
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