presidential shit

Acceptionally good marijuana. More commonly the certian breed of Kush.

Ayo, i got sum of that presidential shit! What we smokin on?

by Amanda231 April 26, 2006

President Rushmore

President Rushmore was the first (and only) president to have four heads. He was also the most ruthless president to ever live. He had an entire army of beavers that terrorized anyone that disagreed with him. Luckily, one day Albus Dumbledore (order of merlin, first class) placed a spell on him that turned him into a mountain that is located in South Dakota. After President Rushmore's downfall, all of his beavers fled up north and that is why there are so many beavers in Canada.

"Man, I really hope that spell on President Rushmore never wears off!"

by definition_master123 July 22, 2016

President Trumpet

An increasingly popular nickname for this moronic blowhard.

President Trumpet is my favorite asshorn.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2019

Presidential IQ requirement

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.

Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019

Anti-President

Any figure in a Republic who claims to be the President of that specific nation despite not being elected by the popular vote OR claiming to be the President even whilst an elected President is in office.

Jefferson Davis, as head of the Confederate States of America, could be considered an 'Anti-President'.

by Tyburn January 15, 2013

president

Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.

George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.

by FVZA May 26, 2006

Bush for President

A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?

"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."

"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."

by Johnny Eightball August 19, 2004