Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024
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Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.
The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.
by Altruist333 November 16, 2021
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pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
Sharpton is a pretend bitch.
by QHarley December 02, 2015
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pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
by rcalley July 08, 2014
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First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.
You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.
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