Redditor

A person who uses the website Reddit. Usually these people enjoy hating on popular things such as Fortnite, Tik Tok, Instagram and Emojis. They like to form circle jerks and worship things such as Minecraft, Pewdiepie, and Keanu Reeves. Redditors have a superiority complex, thinking Reddit is better then all over social media platforms, when it honestly isn’t. They find mediocre and poorly made memes very funny. Memes like “Wholeome 100” and X bad Y good are examples of the garbage they find funny.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat 17 year old harassing a child for playing Fortnite
Person 2: huh, must be a redditor

by Funny irony March 30, 2020

Redditor

An antisocial person participating in the Social Media platform Reddit. A Redditor often thinks he is in terms of intelligence above the average individual (yet is not advanced in any school subjects) and denies the laws of society. A Redditor often has no girlfriend and is sexually frustrated and inexperienced.

“I think Society needs to be reformed, as I am an intellectual and stubborn I think I am able to do it all by myself without any previous experience of this subject.”

“So, you’re a Redditor?”

“hold up RING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Minecraft good Fortnite bad! TikTok bad Reddit good! Girls are boring I only hang out with THE BOYS! u/repostsleuthbot REPOST ALERT REPOST ALERT EW EW EMOJIS EW EE R/emojipolice R/ASKREDDIT I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT DOCTORS AND NASA EMPLOYEES HAVE THIS APP DOCTORS OF REDDIT WHAT IS THE WORST SURGERY U HAVE DONE OMG OMG INTERNET POINTS 4.5 K UPVOTES???!?!!?!?!?!! BIG BUG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS!”

by father baa August 30, 2020

Redditor

Probably the most toxic creatures known to man. They spend most of their time on the social media platform Reddit. The majority of redditors are usually a liberal, millennial, antisocial, miserable, socially inexperienced, closed minded, act self righteous while in reality actually being a complete asshole and will find anything to make an arguement in an attempt to try to make themselves look smart so that they can feel less insecure. They are usually below average intelligence and try to compensate for it by either arguing nonsensically or telling made up stories to gain pointless internet points. Many are atheists who are complete dickheads, having an illogical and unwarranted amount of hate for religion and think that just because they are atheist they are somehow intellectually superior, although this couldn't be farther from reality. In general, redditors are hateful individuals with no reasoning outside of their hivemind and are mostly unintelligent and delusional people; the biggest losers mankind has ever seen. Very few redditors are actually normal everyday people who aren't absolute garbage.

"Did you see that weirdo over there harassing people?"

"Yeah, they're probably a redditor."

by Russiandragon1394873 January 10, 2021

Predator Missile

A Piece of shit falling from the sky usually in Modern Warfare 2. It kills everybody in sight.

Bob: What's that thing in the sky?
Jack: HOLY CRAP! It's a predator missile!
Bob: Holy SHIT! RUN!

by FruityMcFagBag April 1, 2010

predator

dreadlocks protruding from beneath a football helmet

Holy shit did you see that guy's predator

by terriblefloss December 19, 2007

Redditors

I have 5 words for you- they are dumb as hell

Here are redditors in their natural habitat- fortnite bad, minecraft good. please give me the updoots. oh whats that, a person having an OPINION? NOT ON MY PLATFORM! WHY YOU LITTLE-. There, all done. That was a massive keanu chungus wholesome 100 chonker floor gang bruh moment. Edit- thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

by ThatOneLonk November 11, 2020

Catch a Predator

when you see a fine girl that you know is under age and would end up getting you caught on Dateline's To Catch A Predator

Damn dude check it out that girl is FINE!

No way bro she is straight Catch a Predator booty

by elocho88 August 2, 2008