dirty prayer

While a man is recieving oral sex, he takes the persons hands who is giving it to him and places them on his member in a praying possition and then he proceeds to face-fuck them (usually works best if you're gonna cum in a minute or two), of course they will be begging/praying for you to stop (hence the name), but you proceed until you are at the moment of truth (about to cum), you then pull your cock out of their mouth and blast your man-juice into their eyes to help them to better see "the light"!...this is a fun/great time for you adventerous fellows out there

As she was giving me head I made her do the dirty prayer!!

by Swannyson February 12, 2008

Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.

Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.

by JBaloni February 04, 2010

Prayer-fucked

When you can't get stuff done in a Muslim country because it's prayer time.

I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.

by Saudi Sultans April 22, 2010

Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.

If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.

by String Theory Sally July 06, 2018

Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.

I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.

by Willycallit March 26, 2012

prayer of aggro

1. An action that causes immediate aggravation and hostility from those around you

Origin- Slang term for the spell "Prayer of Healing" used by priests in World of Warcraft. In early versions of the game, it was infamous for generating large amounts of aggro, making it almost unusable in group or raid settings. Later updates have lessened the amount or importance of aggro, but the name is still used in some circles.

see also- aggro bomb

"Things were going great until I cast prayer of aggro and I got rofled by adds!"

by keleynal March 14, 2012

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022