prevert

A person possessed of a dirty mind who constantly seeks to invent new and more subtle double entenderes rather than using those already in common usage.

"I never thought of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in that context until Jim hinted at it. What a prevert"

by J M D August 18, 2005

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

Preventually

Similar to eventually.
When something happened sometime in the past, but you don't know when.

I know preventually she did it.

by G November 21, 2003

praefect

Code word for weed that is used when secrecy is needed.

Geo: Hey mang you wanna praefect tonight?
Eric: Ya I sure do want to praefect tonight
Geo: Ok, I have some sweet praefect we'll sesh with.
Eric: Sounds like killer plan.

by mario3126 July 11, 2007

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.

You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.

by Flashwheat July 1, 2010

ezra prevedel

a mother fucking retard

your a ezra prevedel

by not ezra prevedel November 6, 2019