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Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010
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Little paddles

by cupcakegirl74 February 16, 2017
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Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop
"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"
by Gnardie November 10, 2018
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Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.
“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night
by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020
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paddle

by Eugene December 28, 2005
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Neuman Paddle

A vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. This paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students rectum. The paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. These spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. In addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large dildo 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. This dildo spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the rectum. The dildo also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the dildo that add to insult and injury. Prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.
The nursing student was assigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.
by Betty's Victims April 14, 2010
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The Paddlewheel

A double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the penis and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand passes over the tip releasing the penis the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (Paddlewheel) like motion
The paddlewheel

1. a form of handjob
by Birchum August 23, 2012
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