Hatfield Peverel

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"

Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"

by soapasaurus August 3, 2010

eliot pomeroy

Eliot is a very cool, sexy, and likable man with a chiseled jawline, and a MASSIVE phallus. He has a 6 pack, and is absaloutely goated at skating. Also his clothes are sopping wet. Not from peeing himself, he’s just dripped out from head to toe.

eliot pomeroy is the name of a man with a very large phallus.

“Oh look Samantha, there goes eliot pomeroy. I heard his phallus is very large.”

by Yuh yuh yuh yuh yew July 1, 2021

poperin pear

Or: poperine pear

obsolete, late 16 th century euphemism for the penis, a pun on: pop 'er in.

Romeo and Juliet : ' O Romeo, that she were, 0, that she were / An open et caetera, Thou a poperin pear! '

by emerleyyyyy February 13, 2009

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

emo poser

Someone who claims to be emo. Dresses emo and tries to act emo. They tell everyone how sad they are all the time. And really their life is going perfectly fine. They cry constantly and claim to be depressed. Most of them cut and always show people. They go up to people and would be like "omg look what i did last night" then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.

Emo Poser: Oh my god my life sucks. *cries and shows friend wrist* look what i did!
Emo: Why do you always show everyone?
Emo Poser: I do not!
Emo: Yea you do, you even showed people you hate.
Emo Poser: I thought you were my friend!
Emo: I'm not friends with posers!

by suicidalgurl666 August 17, 2006

poser

A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.

Justin was such a poser-goth; sure, he comes to school in all black, but he doesn't even know who Edgar Allen Poe is.

by Paul Cannon October 1, 2002

pivert

the word "pivert" is a word you use when someone try to be/says something they them selves think is funny but everybody around just hink is lame and imbarrising. you use the word pivert to make the person that said or did the "funny" thing fell lame and embarresd.

lame friend:"dude, your shoes look like shit, did you buy them at the shit-store? ahhahahah "

other friend:"pivert dude, pivert"

lame friend:"shut the fuck up! asshole"

by spezar November 16, 2010