Potterotica

Erotic fanfiction featuring characters from the Harry Potter series of novels.

They updated the Potterotica section with a Harry/Draco/Snape/Hedwig/jar of baby oil slash!

by SpiffyCEO January 22, 2004

A Very Potter Musical

A musical from youtube sensation Starkidpotter. The show takes components from the Harry Potter series (written by JK Rowling) and features them in this massive play. All music is amazingly catchy. The fandom reaches out among tumblr, twitter, and facebook. Mostly tumblr. After watching this musical, you will have no choice but as to conclude it "supermegafoxyawesomehot"

Harry grabbed his firebolt and took to the sky. No way that year anyone one was going to die and it would be totally awesome.

(This is a written quote verion from A Very Potter Musical)

by FindersFTW August 1, 2010

Pattar

1. Prehistoric Patrick from Sponge Bob Square Pants. The pink star fish dude.

2. Greatest man you ever meet.

Pattar! *cuddles*

by MBPD April 6, 2010

Pontarsonist

A person who repeatedly burns bridges. From the French 'pont', meaning bridge, and the English 'arsonist', meaning one who maliciously sets fire to property.

Jen used to have a lot of friends but she's such a pontarsonist that nobody talks to her anymore.

by neologismo March 6, 2011

Harry Potter Pill

From the Youtube show Smosh-A type of pill made for crazily obsessed Harry Potter fans that won't shut up about Harry Potter. The pill is red and white with a lightning bolt and consists of three simple ingredients: enriched wheat flour, vitamin B6 and a lethal dose of cyanide. Also comes in chewable form for kids, and suppository form for the hard core fans! Once you take this pill, you will be permanently silenced from talking about HP....forever!

Sue: "And then Ron said........And Dumbledore licked his lips and....."
Lily: Hey I have something for you......*hands Sue the Harry Potter Pill*
Sue: Ooh, a lightning bolt *swallows pill*
2 minutes later:
Sue: *casting spells in Harry Potter heaven
Lily: That was easy.

by Meow Meow Meow Quack February 16, 2012

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

A term, usually used in meme format, used as a response to a ridiculously stupid and ignorant personś post or tweet.

White Bitch:(tweets about her giving birth to a black child and blames white husband for cheating and having sex with a black chick)
Normal person:(tweets meme) Harry Potter and the Audacity of this bitch.

by GansGans August 10, 2020

poptart bitch

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012