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poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.
Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy
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what's your poison

Bartender asks a patron, "What's your Poison?"
by DD March 29, 2004
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KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.
Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
by cheddar123 January 26, 2010
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///M-Postor

An ///M-Postor is someone who puts an ///M emblem on their standard model BMW that is clearly NOT an ///M model BMW. Someone who engages in deception by trying to pass off their stardard BMW as a more expensive ///M model BMW. This behavior is highly offensive to true BMW enthusiasts and is cause for immediate banishment from any BMW forum or club.
That poser has an M5 emblem on his 525i...what an ///M-Postor.
by DRANGED550 February 20, 2010
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Poisoned apple

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.
by Nodules August 1, 2012
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pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
by shomaster October 16, 2007
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Fun Poisoning

Having so much fun you may actually have a poisoning, but only in the dose of fun, not to be mistaken for alcohol poisoning.
Having to much fun to handle yourself.
Miller: Dude tonight I was so drunk i entered a bikini contest, danced like a hoe and then fell off a moving bus

Mike: Dude, thats a serious case of fun poisoning
by dude6429 March 22, 2009
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