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Postmonition

Dreaming Something Happened, After It Happened, Without Knowing It Happened.
Say you had a dream about an earthquake (Randomly), about an hour after there was an actual earthquake, but you didn't know there was one until the next day when you wake up. This would be a Postmonition. You didn't dream something was gonna happen like a premonition.
by NyteTerror June 4, 2009
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Postmodernism

The crap you go thousands of dollars in debt to universities to learn only turning you into a complete idiot.
"Postmodernism teaches us that gender and race are social constructs created for the purpose of white supremacy."

"From postmodernism we understand that ianimate objects are racist, such as maps."

"Math is racist."
by Fr333thought August 24, 2018
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possum

Affectionate name and term of endearment for a loved one in relation to the cute Australian marsupial that is soft and lives in trees.
'Hello possum; Thankyou possum'
by Oxman08 March 4, 2008
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Possum Head

A persons bad haircut mixed with dirty, flat, spiked and greasy hair. Bed Head The hair looks like a dead possum that's been run over by large trucks Road Kill a couple hundred times.
Dan came to work again with Possum Head. Hey Possum Head, when are you going to wash your hair?
by Curtis C June 26, 2006
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Wood Possum

An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.
The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.
by ShadyC January 28, 2008
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Green Day posuer

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.
{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}
by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006
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postmoralist

a person who denies morality by using semantic terms to separate ethics and aesthetics from morals
that fadethebutcher is a postmoralist and has ethics but not morals, while being 24 and still not having a BA, as compared to der sturmer who is currently unemployed but looking for a job in the field of data entry
by I'veGotPropaneInMyUrethra June 16, 2004
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