Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Post Physique

The destroyer of plebian arguments on the internet.
Whenever some degeneracy takes place in a comment section from a weak male tell him to Post Physique to support his arguments.

Many people think they hard, but they don't even have the dedication to take care of themselves. Strong body physique resembles stable, healthy mind. In healthy body, healthy mind/spirit.

You can't expect for someone to be an alpha male and to have weak physique.

If your physique passes the Post Physique test, your argument is valid and confirmed as truthful.

Yo dude we are only alpha males in this group chat on Discord! You don't stand a chance!
-really? Post Physique man :)

(random forum user) Bro i get all the girls!
- Just Post Physique bruh :)

by kice_kice November 2, 2019

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

by the_digital_iris September 1, 2019

Post-Party Depression

PPD (Also known as PED, or Post-Excitement Depression) or Post-Party Depression is an emotion that is usually felt after moments of intense excitement or fun, such as a party. This is usually experienced right after you arrive home from the "party", and begin to compare your current life with your life from a few hours ago, which was full of fun and excitement. Your current life looks completely bland and as if nothing will ever be as good as that party or experience. This is the source of PPD

Guy 1: Man, I feel down.
Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Not sure, I just feel down after that party.
Guy 2: Eh don't worry about it, it's probably just Post-Party Depression. Happens to a lot of people

by Post-Party Depression August 15, 2014

Post hoc

A logical fallacy in which one event is said to be the cause of a later event simply because it occurred earlier. From the Latin, short for post hoc, ergo propter hoc, "after this, therefore because of this."

Basically: A occurred, then B occurred. Therefore, A caused B.

Post Hoc: Roosters crow just before the sun rises. Therefore, roosters crowing causes the sun to rise.

by Jayy1989 April 14, 2010

post concert depression

the feeling of ultimate sadness of going to a concert and not knowing what to do with yourself after because life feels so empty when ur not looking forward to that consent

“why’s ariella so sad”

“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”

by a r i e l l a 😌💞🤑🥶 December 14, 2019

Pofty

Is a new platform, pofty.com. Which is trying to change the landscape of labour and services
POFTY: Professional, Organised, Focused, Trustworthy, Yes Minded

Where did you find this chief? oh, I Pofty it

by History&EnglishResearch August 6, 2020