last poster

that annoying person who ALWAYS has to be last person to comment on things on facebook.......even if it doesn't make sense or makes the conversation go on forever.

Post:HAHAHAHAHA!! this put me in a great mood. i can't believe you found it. omg he's such a last texter...hahahahahahaha!!

Comments:
Liz: wonder if there's a word for that annoying person who has to be last person to comment on things on facebook...
Jason: possibly last poster?
Liz: possibly.
Jessica: I'm going to make the word!!!
Jason: jessica your'e such a last poster!!
Liz: hahaha. oh no, no its me!
Jason: fine liz i guess you are!
Jessica: Guys I made the word!!!

by Chief99 November 11, 2009

self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012

superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014

Penis Poster

One who frequently takes pictures of their penises and posts them on social networks

e.g

"That new kid in school is a total penis poster"

by RandomUsername May 20, 2014

Horny Poster

A poster that is horny

He's a horny poster!

by Grimlock69 July 25, 2020

habitual wall poster

One who constantly posts on others facebook walls.

Adrienne is such a habitual wall poster, she wrote on my wall 5 times in a row after she found out about me and her mother.

by Drobe1 March 31, 2009