pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

vinyl pervert

an obsessive record collector.

I couldnt get near the record bins because there were too many vinyl perverts in the way

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

pervert

Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.

John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007

pervert

An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.

Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!

by Alfred March 17, 2005

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

Proverty

A discord group that's labeled as a hate group due to the fact that they disagree with beliefs and workings of the more mainstream discord groups regarding Dark Souls content and management.

"You ever been invited to Proverty? You know that's a hate group right?"

"basically, jae he says some shit and he is so confident that he's right but he was wrong af but he kept pushing because he thought he was right. prov was the imposter so prov agrees with jae then every mf without actually listening to what i have to say jumped on provs dick and fucking done me over and it basically pissed me off so im not happy with the current state of this server, we need new management."

by hayate on Steroids June 10, 2021

Poverty

St. Charles North’s student section

Ethan: “Man our student section sucks.”
Max: “Yeah, it’s so poverty.”

by Puppy dogs February 5, 2022