Portuguese touchdown

The act of a Portuguese man/women spending a feral night with a large red haired Canadian man/women.

“Yo I heard you you got the old Portuguese touchdown”

by Wacky tacky July 28, 2022

portuguese douchebag

When a 49 year old woman needs to have her hearing checked.

Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!

Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!

by NurseNic December 16, 2017

Portuguese handshake

Upon greeting a woman, a man will slap each of the woman's boobs with the corresponding hand. This informal greeting is usually performed after the consumption of alcohol.

All of the men who took part in the gang bang greeted Gianna Michaels with a 'Portuguese handshake'.

by The Tool Shed December 4, 2011

Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011

Portuguese Tapdance

To stomp on the head of a prone oponent (or anybody, for that matter)

That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!

by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011

Portuguese letteropener

When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum

Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.

by You Nigga You April 12, 2011

Dirty Portuguese

During sex, right before the man releases his "manly juices", he picks up a Pastel de Nata, takes out the cream and fills it with his own personal brand cream and feeds it to his partner.

She wanted it on her breasts, but I gave her a Dirty Portuguese with cinnamon.

by HidalgoHimself January 10, 2019