Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

by Poptarthart February 10, 2012

𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽

Can be used as an instagram caption, especially if you want to look artsy, or like a crackhead.

“𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽”

by that libtard March 6, 2019

Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.

The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)

by Uglybuglybee September 18, 2023

kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016

Nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.

Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.

Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔

Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her

Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭

Treyon: Bro you being a nerd ass pop tart

by IAintMinuteMaid November 15, 2022

second Pop-Tart effect

The wonder and excitement comparable to eating one Pop-Tart in a package, forgetting about the second one, and rediscovering the second one later.

I thought I was out of money until I looked in my old pants pockets, found a 20, and experienced second Pop-Tart effect.

by lovelibeam October 13, 2011

Alabama pop tart

When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.

Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*

by MURDOCISGOD July 29, 2017