poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Poopstergasm

When your poop is so large, that it gives your anus the sensations of an OG mudbone size slong, some might even say that they look forward to their after school shits BECUASE of it

Dude "Mary" says that she likes poopstergasms better than me

by Hockeysam3 February 8, 2015

Pooposterous

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.

Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

pooster

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

by Kaplopache January 4, 2019

Pootserstoop

(POOT-ser-stoop) n: a particularly lovely vagina

"Yo, that chick you hooked up with last night was fine as hell, right?"
"Hell yeah. I mean I thought she was hot, but I ain't know she had a pootserstoop."
"Bruh, for real?"

by Axenukkapoon December 16, 2019

poaster

ur info if all newbie pasted info poazing (posing)

Stop that poaster spamming his google + yandex bs.. its cyber generated

by skullsfireNdieneverdie February 5, 2020

poopmastergod

The poop master, the ruler of fecal matter.

poopmastergod

by Frank Fart Chalk May 7, 2021