Postage Stamp

The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.

I postage stamped the lobby bathroom of the hotel

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Portage High Wi

WORST!!!! High school in Wisconsin especially when Mr. Khiby rubs his big bald head on the TV's to project Spongebob on the screen

"Portage High Wi is BUNNS!!!!"

by Rexiloaf December 12, 2025

high postage

fat; a heavy female

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.

by crafty6000 June 18, 2010

applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

to save on postage

To kill bordem

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.

by Doc Rich June 29, 2013