poopshift

When you have poop stuck, thus requiring you to shift you position to release it.

"Dude, my poop is stuck, what should I do?"
"Just do a poopshift"
"Awesome! It worked".

by Asianpersuasion November 17, 2014

Fatty poops

Fatty poops is a word to describe someone who is fat or you can use it in a sense that a fat person smells like poop making them a fatty poops

"dude you smell that?"
"Yeah bro I bet it was that fatty poops that walked by"

by Tinytim75 March 28, 2020

poopism

A religious devotion to poop.

do you wish to accompany me to poopism church. on easter we have a easter turd hunt

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

angel poops

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.

"Angel poops save time and paper"

by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005

Poopsex

Having sex with anything involving the anus. Poopsex ultimately results in smellypenis. See also Smellypenis.

Clayton had poopsex with Jennifer and afterwards he had a smellypenis.

by SaLaMaNiZeR September 12, 2009

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

poopbuster

The bodily sensation when you are forced to turn your fart "inward", back into the body, instead of letting out into the atmosphere. This usually occurs in social situations, like a date, or an important meeting or interview.

"Man, I was in Johnsons office this afternoon, and after eating all those eggs this morning I was riddled with poopbusters"

by J46464646 May 5, 2006