pre-E poops

The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.

Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.

I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.

by RBC July 26, 2005

Spooky Poops

A man is startled and awakened in middle of the night....

A quaking from down under is asunder. Brother.

Man, I sure got them spooky poops last night, made me sweat like a hog.

by sausagegirl420 November 30, 2011

Poopschlager

A synonym for fuckery. It can be used in any context, really.

"That kind of poopschlagery is uncalled for"
"He's a fuckin' poopschlager, man"

by Shoeb Ahmed September 27, 2008

Poopsie Gurgle

The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

"That isn't what you think it was," says girl on toilet. "It wasn't a fart, it was a poopsie gurgle."

by smallone1234 February 4, 2010

poopshark

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet

Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend

by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011

Poopsiefloopsie

A common happening which occurs when two or more people are performing the act of coitus. The male retracts his penis from the vagina and in an attempted reinsertion makes the fundamental error of penetrating the anus.

"Baby dont hate me it's just a Poopsiefloopsie, it happens to everybody!"
Jane why are you walking funny today? "We had a poopsiefloopsie last night"

by Hatmas November 12, 2014

poopshift

When you have poop stuck, thus requiring you to shift you position to release it.

"Dude, my poop is stuck, what should I do?"
"Just do a poopshift"
"Awesome! It worked".

by Asianpersuasion November 17, 2014