PoopDick

When you ash your cigarette, blunt, or joint and the cherry falls out.

“Fuck, I just Poopdicked on the floor!”

by Poopdicken Granny August 14, 2022

poopneck

Bad posture from sitting on the toilet a lot, maybe from diarrhea &/ constipation.

The food I ate earlier imprisoned me on the toilet for 2 hours & now I have temporary poopneck.

by Definitively Cool October 25, 2023

Poopdick

Someone That has a great deal of fuckery and shenanigans./ A meth pipe/ to have poop on your dick

Hey poopdick pass the poopdick and you have poopdick poopdick

by Doody johnson November 28, 2024

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023