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Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)
(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"
by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009
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promed

for when someone gets unbelievably drunk that all memory is lost and the past nights events are so regrettable that you wish you could relive it this usually happens at proms and school dances
"omg did you see me last night i was so promed"

"did you see john last night man that guy was promed"
by murphy1990 January 16, 2010
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pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial
Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....
by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006
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Poofed

1. When something has randomly disapeered.
2. When something has gotten lost.
3. When you have absolutly no idea where the item has gone and/or when it disapeered.
Wtf, my sound poofed on the computer.
by NoFiZzLee June 27, 2008
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PodMeDown

Due to the incredibly fast turnover of Ipods and new models people are forced to hand down their old iPods like olld clothes. The hand me down for the new millenium. To pass on ones old iPod when one gets a new one.
This Christmas I am getting a PodMeDown from my brother.
by Scott-Bradley Pearce November 18, 2005
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Poomer

Poomer: Poo Humour.
Humour based around pooing and farting.
Someone who finds pooing and farting hilarious or even just amusing.
Emily: I'm looking for someone with a G.S.O.P.
Alex: I too enjoy people with a Good Sense of Poomer.
by Zefstar December 4, 2013
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too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.
Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!
by Downstrike September 5, 2005
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