poomones

The small particle of human feces found on bed sheets which most people mistake for lint.

"honey, u left poomones on the bed again last night"

by Peter L W May 18, 2008

poombex

A person who is in a relationship for more than two months but rarely has any social interaction with their boyfriend/girlfriend

1."You are such a poombex"
2."You two are poombexes"
3.A poombex relationship

by SaucyChilli June 11, 2008

poomicule

Small particles of feces which fountain into the air above toilet bowl immediately after a flush. These poomicules drift around the bathroom and settle on other surfaces. Compare farticle

Put the lid down when you flush, I don't want poomicules on my toothbrush!

by darkense September 17, 2010

Poominate

To sit and think deeply about something whilst in the act of pooing or to ruminate while you poo.

I had to come up with a solution, but I was having a mental block. I needed to poominate on this for a while.

by Fox Hunt February 25, 2013

poompty

A Reading Rainbow and taco Bell Baja blast loving poompty

He is such a poompty

by poompty baja June 18, 2016

poomcha

When you're stuck in a hectic situation that you need to leave immediately

Man, tasha was so salty I needed to poomcha out of her ass

by tashtheswake March 7, 2017

Poomps

A poomps is anything from nice to mean, or dumb to stupid. The possibilities are endless.

Poompsing is the same as poomps and can interpreted in anyway.

You're such a hecking poomps.
What a nice poomps.
Stop poompsing around poomps.

by anonymous August 26, 2019