politics

the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.

"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."

by Diego February 10, 2004

politics

A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.

LOL, Newt Gingrich is such a troll. Of course, he engages in politics.

by Ricky the Nudnik March 13, 2012

politics

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

by Not Proud to be an American February 11, 2007

politics

A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see communism , socialism ,satanism , etc.

by Bobzilla February 11, 2007

politics

Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed

politics is raping you up the bunghole

by fuck the NWO February 11, 2007

politics

Some boring ass shit. Seriously.

Dude #1: Hey Dude #2, aren't politics fun and interesting?

Dude #2: No.

Ron Simmons: .....DAMN!!

by Noobmuncher3000 June 2, 2007

politic

"poli", from the Greek 'poly' meaning 'many'; and aka +, "tics", blood sucking parasites = "many blood sucking parasites".

Politicians constitute politics.

by The Altruen June 12, 2014